At work, a free espresso bar has been set up today in celebration of the launch of the new Fall television line-up/premieres.  Thanks, Network!

I head down to the kitchen, and am stopped in my tracks by one of the most beautiful baristas I’ve ever seen. Alarmingly gorgeous. Olive skin. Tall. Pearly Teeth. Full head of flowing hair. Perfect facial symmetry. Australian accent.

HOW DO I TURN ON THE CHARM AT 9:00?! I ask myself.

He turned. The glint of a wedding ring.

Sure. Of Course.

“…non-fat latte, please.”

 

 

(UPDATE: Every single cubicle is talking about this guy. It’s possible that he’s not of this world.)

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